
I am now a year older, hooray! While the rest of you were getting flowers or sleeping through a gin induced coma I started my day propped up in bed having a gossip in bed with flatmates over a tasty Jing Earl Grey. Full present update will follow, but I did get a handmade Frank Sidebottom pillow, which is right up my street.
Oysters and champagne in Selfridges followed, with a walk down towards Soho on what must have been one of the first sunny days of the year, a bag of chestnuts soaking up the booze. Pure bliss. It ended less stylishly with some awesome UK garage karaoke, interspersed with bits of Lady Gaga and an eye-watering song called Birthday Sex. Anyway, it’s a bit late but hope you had some loved up times, and this takes us neatly into a bromantic display of homoerotic horseplay, a mash-up of Lady Gaga with Star Trek. Some of my favourite things. Courtesy of Arabelle.





