The Times featured a story about the death of the heel a while ago. This mirrors something I’ve been feeling in my waters for a while now, and as my uterus is pretty much psychic I’m not surprised. Recession is on, which equals everyone being ‘real’ about stuff. The TUC have apparently decreed “that high heels are demeaning to women and should not be worn in the office” which is the kind of GLC-era political lesbian shit that makes me pee my pants.