Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb

Isabelle — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:26:35 +0000

As soon as I saw this Topshop maternity ‘Claw’ dress I thought of Buster Bluth from Arrested Development:

George Sr.: Listen… Let him go. Let your son go.
Michael: I can’t do that, Dad. He needs me.
George Sr.: Michael, you don’t want to make the same mistake your mom made with Buster.
Michael: Yeah, boy. What happened there?
George Sr.: I really don’t know. Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb. The doctor said there were claw marks on the walls of her uterus. But he was her “miracle baby.” And I-I was just too burnt out on raising you guys to care. So… he turned out a little soft, you know, a little doughy.

I think wearing a dress with claw marks when you’re pregnant is intense, I would love to get cheggers and have an intarsia knit jumper with a gremlin bursting out of it or something. If I was pregnant I would definitely wear this, but hopefully it would punch its way out of the womb like Chuck Norris.

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Maybe it was the eleven months he spent in the womb